What is Douchebag Life?
Douchebag Life is a parody simulation game by which players try to transform a thin little nobody into the ultimate ladies' man in 14 days. Working out at the gym, buying clothes, and managing resources guide you through an open world of choices that define the attractiveness of your character. However, hilarity (if not absurdity) ensues in trying to balance income against time and vanity.
Controls of the Game
- Daily Tasks: Going to the gym, shopping for clothes, or hitting the tanning salon are all great ways to jack up stats like muscle tone and attractiveness.
- Earn Cash: Work at a job to fund your makeover, but keep in shape! If you neglect the gym to work for cash, the breakup will be on you!
- Upgrades: Spend some cash on cars, supplements, and flashy bling—the faster you rise up the social ladder, the better.
- Time Management: You only have 14 days to live this life. Every hour matters; choose how you want to spend it.
Tips and tricks
- Early Grinding: Successful transformation means cash in the beginning, which purchases even better upgrades in the future.
- Cheat Codes: Need a boost? Try these (but save them for emergencies!):
SHIFT + S: Gets you $10 instantly.
SHIFT + I: Fast-forward time.
SHIFT + U: Reverse time.
- Balance Your Stats: Never just max a single attribute. One-trait guys with their brawn but no style are never going to win any ladies.
What Makes It So Special?
Douchebag Life takes what other life sims do and exaggerates everything to absurd levels, which is quite rewarding for players. This deliberately goofy title juxtaposed with a strict 14-day deadline creates a great rhythm of strategic planning and absurd execution.
Ready to shape the perfect douche? Flex those decision-making muscles and see if you've got what it takes!
Play Douchebag Life on your Mobile
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You can enjoy this game on mobile and tablet(such as iPhone, IPad, and Android device)